Today is a good day to get out of your office, descend the gilded staircase from your lofty ivory tower where you typically spend your days among the corporate mighty and powerful, and mingle with the unwashed masses of bustling techs in your IT department, talking like a pirate.

It will do wonders for morale. Take an eye patch if you can manage it... you can make one out of a Post-It, a black marker, and some string in about five minutes.